When Pigs Fly......
...I will lie about my age. (48 and not too shabby!)
...I will iron clothes.
...I will stop going to shows.
...I will vote Republican.
...I will eat a Reeses Peanut Butter Cup.
...I will do what everyone else is doing.
...I will keep the status quo.
...I will not follow my heart.

...I will eat oysters.
...I will wear a fanny-pack.
...I will do as I'm told.
...I will watch reality TV.
...I will go to bed at a decent hour.
...I will join the PTA and sell baked goods.
...I will grow up and act my age.
...I will not risk failure.
...I will not dance to the music.
"My Way" (A Homemade Mix)
by Frank Sinatra
and Sid Vicious